We hear much these days, much too much, of how the elite political class retain their grip on dynastic power through trading favours, internships and family connections. From the Gandhis of India to the Blairs of Connaught Square, nepotism has now reared its interbred head in Bournemouth.

Yes, the glittering Dorset coastal resort, which next month plays host to the Local Government Association's annual conference, has been rocked to its core by allegations of unfair advancement from the local Scouts association.