Say what you will about communities secretary Eric Pickles, but the man does have an impressive way with words, as he demonstrated this week, when it was revealed that fellow Tory MP Nadine Dorries had controversially jetted off to Australia to take part in the reality television show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!
'I'll obviously miss her and I'm going to have to struggle on bravely without her,' said the commendably straight-faced Mr Pickles.
