Here at MJ Towers, we love nothing more than a good bargain (has anybody seen my diamante-encrusted wolf T-shirt? – Ed), so we were particularly taken with Redcar and Cleveland BC's announcement of an £18m asset sale.
As much as one has always wanted a former Methodist hall or a micro-café in Skelton, the piece de resistance in this local government 'sale of the century' has to be the Saltburn Mortuary, which apparently can be converted into a beach chalet.
