As some of you may know, today is St Valentine's Day, which middle-aged men traditionally celebrated by ransacking petrol stations at 9.55pm and proving their undying devotion to their better halves by buying whatever is left on the shelves, including flowers, anti-freeze and Top Gear DVDs.
In the somewhat unlikely event that your concept of romance goes further than Jeremy Clarkson in High-Definition, Diary has just the gift for the woman who has everything.
