An Olympic wait... You can hear the excuses now, can't you?
‘We've only had seven years to prepare for this.' ‘How could we possibly think about "legacy" when we've got gold medals to hand out and Champagne-laced freebies involving a relay team full of Sharron Davies lookalikes to attend?' ‘What schhtadium? I have no idea what… you're talking about. Hic!'
