Urine for a good time! File this one under ‘seasonal celebrations for which no-one was clamouring'. In a bout of autumnal madness, Cotswold Leisure Cirencester this week dyed the water in its swimming pool yellow ‘to reflect the autumn colours'.
Now it's been a while since Diary attended the local chlorine tank, but one remembers that yellow H2O, whether frozen or fluid, usually reflects something other than the season.