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Return of the living dead

Dalek invasions in North Dorset... hmmm, perhaps not.

Diary asks this with all due sincerity, folks. In North Dorset, councillors are questioning whether the stair-shunning metallic cyborgs have already begun their invasion.

At a recent town-council meeting, Cllr Rosemary Holmes said: ‘It's beginning to look as though Blandford has been taken over by the Daleks. It is unsightly having orange barriers everywhere, with some lying flat on the ground.'

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