It's been a bad week for the Almighty. Quite apart from having to suffer the indignity of being replaced by space monsters in the new Noah movie, now he has deal with the fallout from Eric Pickles' speech at the Conservative Spring Forum.Uncle Eric reportedly told delegates that atheist campaigners should ‘get over it' and accept that Britain is a Christian nation. ‘We have an established church,' said the communities secretary. ‘Get over it and don't impose your politically correct intolerance on others.' Rumours that Russell Crowe is due to play Mr Pickles in a forthcoming biopic have, sadly, failed to materialise – despite Diary's best efforts. However, the Reverend Adam Smallbone, star of the excellent BBC2 programme, Rev, and played by Tom Hollander, is said to be looking into the matter. He was last seen heading for the corner shop in search of answers. Unfortunately, all he found were cigarettes and four cans of extra strong lager. ‘Here I am. ‘Send me,' muttered the beleaguered cleric as he sat down on the park bench.