We've got to do something about all these old folk. They're costing us a fortune and still the Government gives 'em more.I mean, the latest is that despite all their promises that they've slashed squillions off welfare, this government is nowhere near to its target and you know why – 'cos of all the extra pensions, heating allowances, bungs for having bunions and the like that these old folk keep gobbling up. The only reason the old folk get them is 'cos the old biddies trundle down to the election booths with their Zimmer frames every five years and the politicians are scared witless they might vote them out so they keep bribing the old wrinklies. As if that's not bad enough, these old folk are now clogging up our hospitals so us taxpayers daren't get ill as we'd be lying on trolleys for days on end waiting for beds. We can't send the old geezers home 'cos there's no-one to look after them as the council has laid off all their care staff – not a very clever idea when the number of old folk over 80 is increasing by 50,000 a day or summat which means this country will be bust by 2017. Pass the Sanatogen, mate, I think I need a fix…