I'm well chuffed at last week's result. I think we should quit the EU tomorrow.Never mind bleeding ‘article whatever'. Just get on with and tell Junkpile in Brussels to sling his hook and while he's at it refund our £350m for next week and cancel the standing order from then on. As far as I'm concerned there's sod all to discuss. We voted out so let's get out. All these bad losers in Islington crying over their avocado salads and demanding a recount should just accept they'll have to eat good old English grub from now on and forget all that fancy foreign muck floating in olive oil. I mean I don't go back to the geezers who run UEFA and ask for a replay of England v Iceland just ‘cos I didn't like the fact we got trounced by a load of blokes in whaleskins. The trouble is these dodgy politicians will start bending the rules and saying the referendum wasn't fair ‘cos all the Brexit lot ‘didn't understand.' Well I understood well enough that we voted out - not in 2019 but right now – and that from now on it's England for the English and ... blimey – is that all the euros I got for my £100, where the bleeding hell's the rest of it? My fortnight in Malaga is gonna cost the earth. I blame Brussels…