I like going to Greece for me two weeks hols.The lager’s good and the fish and chips is half the price it is here, plus you can wash it all down with that oozy stuff which tastes like paint stripper but makes you feel really warm inside – just perfect for a dip in the sea.But, if you think I’m paying my taxes in order just to see them handed over to the Greeks to plug their bleeding great hole in their wallets then you can forget it.They should never have allowed themselves to get in such a state, borrowing like there was no tomorrow, never paying any taxes, spending like a wayward teenager, then, when the cupboard’s bare, demanding we all cough up so they can pay their next rent bill. They made their bed, they can lie in it.We’ve got enough problems over here sorting out our own bloated public sector with its legions of jobsworthies and over-paid suits. I mean, the Greeks don’t expect us to ask for their help in bunging our councils a few quid so they don’t have to shut their libraries, do they? We sort out our own problems and they can sort out theirs.The best bet is for the Greeks to quit the euro, go back to the drachma which I always liked, ‘cos you got a good exchange rate, then the price of beer, fags and hotels will plummet so tourism will rocket and the Greeks can get their money back again. Easy… as for the Spanish…
