Here's my answer to the housing crisis: there isn't one. An answer, that is.It's too bleeding complicated to just think some here today gone tomorrow minister can churn out 200 pages of waffle with Her Maj's crest on it and think that solves the problem, 'cos it doesn't. It's all horses for courses. I mean, in London yer problem is that no one who isn't on £250,000 a year can afford to buy a cupboard and yet all these flats they keep chucking up aren't for us lot here, they're for foreign millionaires who use them as banks so what's the point of building them at all? And even if you just tore up the Green Belt and everyone can build all over Kent, Bucks and Herts, none of these new commuters could afford the fares into London and even if they could there aren't enough trains to carry them. And then, in say, Skegness, you can't give the bleeding houses away 'cos no one wants to live there as the only jobs are running donkey rides on the beach. And then you've got all these builders who don't care about how many houses they build but just how much dosh they make at the end of the day so the last thing they want is loads of Green Belt coming on the market… I mean, housing, it does my head in…