You remember what happened when Perrier, that posh froggie bottled water company, discovered some of its bottles had got contaminated?It decided to withdraw the lot, the entire caboodle, all millions of them, from the market. Why was that? ‘cos that was the only way the company could draw a line under the problem, otherwise it would never go away and the brand would be forever knackered.There’d always be someone saying ‘my bottle of overpriced fizzy water tastes a tad off – must be contaminated. I’ll reach for my nowin, no-fee lawyer.’Well, that’s what they need to do with these MPs and their bleeding expenses. Any MP what had been in the last parliament needs to empty out their pockets, declare absolutely everything down to their socks and underpants, and sign a docket.Anyone a bit dodgy should get the boot. I mean, there’s no shortage of nutcases wanting to be MPs. You clear out the dodgy geezers and get in some nice clean ones who haven’t had their snouts in the trough and don’t think the taxpayer is there just to be milked.Bosh. You’ve drawn a line under it.That way, you protect the brand, parliament. Mind you, if I had my way, I’d send all the MPs off to Watford and turn the Commons into a hotel… and another thing…
