What a load of cobblers all this TV debate with the party leaders is about. I’ve seen less wooden performances at the Association of Timber Merchants’ annual exhibition.I’ve seen more open discussions during the North Korean presidential elections. I’ve seen less oiliness on a North Sea rig.And yet, supposedly, the nation’s gone bananas over this bland bore called Clegg who came out of nowhere, looks about 17-anda- half, and stands for whatever the other two leaders have forgotten to say.If Brown states he eats porridge for breakfast and Cameron egg on toast, then Cleggie says he’ll have muesli for a fairer Britain. Brilliant.Applause all round. The nation wets itself. What leadership. He’s got to be the next prime minister. And now they want to inflict another debate on us!I thought Sky wanted to boost ratings not send them through the floor.Best thing to do is turn it into the Jeremy Kyle Show, get them all having a right old punch-up and calling each other slags so the TV bouncers have to pull ‘em off each other and the audience is shouting and yelling for more.Brown will call Cameron a stuck-up nonce and Cameron will call Brown a Scots git and they’ll both pull Cleggie’s hair so he bursts into tears and ends his chance of ever being PM… now that’s what I call TV...
