I’m getting sick of all the junk leaflets pushed through the letterbox. There must be one a day from pizza takeaways.Then there’s at least one bag every other day from ‘charities’ asking for cast-offs. They wouldn’t want mine. I’m doing them a favour by chucking their ‘Urgent: Emergency appeal. Please give us your oldsocks’ envelopes straight in the bin.Then there’s the usual assortment of cowboys offering tree surgery, paving, decorating, gardening, which all go in the bin, ‘cos I’ve known half these blokes from the Dog and Whistle and I wouldn’t trust them with a set of spanners.And now there’s another addition to my stack of junk shovelled through my letterbox and that’s to do with this pointless referendum.Beats me why the Government don’t save on the postage and send all this bumpf straight to the paper recyclers.Apparently, the Lib Dems reckon they can only become the Government if they persuade us to vote not once but six times, by putting a cross against every single name on the ballot paper, which just means more work for us and nothing in return.Doesn’t exactly encourage you to turn out and vote, does it? Not surprisingly, as turkeys don’t vote for Christmas, Labour and Tories aren’t much keen on this idea. Well they needn’t worry ‘cos all the leaflets go straight in the bin along with all the others and on 5 May I’m stopping in…
