... on why we need bankers I dunno why the public sector unions keep banging on about ‘fatcat' bankers. You'd think these geezers with their flat caps would be pleased that some bloke with red braces has got a million quid bonus. I mean, half goes on tax to pay for all these union members in the first place. If these City barrow boys didn't earn squillions, we're up the proverbial creek without a paddle. Banks are the drug pushers of our age, and we're the addicts desperate for our next fix of their tax revenue to pay for all our benefit scroungers, GP pensions, police overtime, probation officers, social workers, brigadiers, quango chiefs, and the rest of the army of public sector workers who still expect someone to cough up for their index-linked pensions, even though the country's flat broke. We need fatcat bonuses ‘cos we need their taxes. It's all very well banging on about how we're all going to become self-employed businesses. None of them ever pay any tax. I should know, I'm one of them. When did you ever see a plumber or a roofer fill in a tax return? They don't. It's all cash work. And then you've got all these actors and comedians with their dodgy overseas tax-avoidance schemes so they don't pay tiddly squat either. The fact is, we need the bankers and their dosh even though I hate the lot of them…