White Van Man sorts out the health service
Why is prime minister, David Cameron, pussy-footing around the health service? We all know what's wrong. It costs a fortune, firstly, ‘cos there are too many old people clogging it up. Secondly, ‘cos every time a boffin invents some new wonder cure or artificial elbow it means squillions, as everyone wants one. And thirdly, while all the old geezers using the health service no longer pay for anything, it's down to the rest of us who don't use it, to cough up – and we don't want to.
