If I open another paper with yet another fatcat moaning about their taxes and saying they’re so poor they’re reduced to living in only one of their five mansions I shall run into the street screaming blue murder with nothing on but a copy of The Sun to cover my wobbly bits.

I mean do these geezers really expect me to feel bleeding sorry ‘cos they’ve got to pay £35k in stamp duty when selling their £5m mansions?